What's the difference between theory and reality?!?!


Question: A boy comes home from school one day with a homework question. Not knowing the answer the boy goes to his dad to ask his advice.

Boy: Dad, what's the difference between theory and reality?

Dad: That's easy son, go and ask your mum if she would sleep with the milkman for a million pounds?

Boy: (looks puzzled)

Dad: Just ask her, you'll see

So the boy asks his mum if she'll sleep with the milkman for a million pounds, to which she replies 'Of course i would you daft boy'

He goes back to his dad and tells him that he still doesn't understand?

Boy: I still don't know dad. Help me some more.

Dad: OK, go and ask your sister if she'll sleep with the postman for a million pounds?

So the boy does this and his sister replies 'Of course i would you daft boy'!

Still unsure and puzzled he goes back to his dad again and tells him what she said...

Dad: Can't you see son? In Theory we're sitting on 2 million pounds, but in Reality were living with a couple of slags!!


Answers: A boy comes home from school one day with a homework question. Not knowing the answer the boy goes to his dad to ask his advice.

Boy: Dad, what's the difference between theory and reality?

Dad: That's easy son, go and ask your mum if she would sleep with the milkman for a million pounds?

Boy: (looks puzzled)

Dad: Just ask her, you'll see

So the boy asks his mum if she'll sleep with the milkman for a million pounds, to which she replies 'Of course i would you daft boy'

He goes back to his dad and tells him that he still doesn't understand?

Boy: I still don't know dad. Help me some more.

Dad: OK, go and ask your sister if she'll sleep with the postman for a million pounds?

So the boy does this and his sister replies 'Of course i would you daft boy'!

Still unsure and puzzled he goes back to his dad again and tells him what she said...

Dad: Can't you see son? In Theory we're sitting on 2 million pounds, but in Reality were living with a couple of slags!!

very good joke... haha lol.
for me till today theory is written & reality is practical happenings.. but now this joke makes me think even more !!

A theory is something that may not be true. Reaility is something that is real.

umm i dont see how thats a question?

I love it......

I bet you this is the sort of stuff men teach their sons too!!
haha

Isn't the difference between theory and reality simply FACTS!?

The difference is maybe and certain.

TBS just called...they said that joke was NOT FUNNY!

That story explains it all.
Theory is what you believe, reality is what is actually happening.
That's my opinion.

I think therefore I am -- Deacartes

great example story by the way

reality is totally different than theory

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omg

wouldnt it be the other way around ?

its ok

A boy walks in on his parents having sex. They tell him that they are making him a sister.
The next day the dad comes home and finds the boy crying. He asks the boy what is wrong.
The boy says, The mailman ate my sister.



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