Insurance Claims true!?!
Question: Insurance Claims
The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of their accidents.
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
In an attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.
Answers: Insurance Claims
The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of their accidents.
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
In an attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.
OOOOhhhh! My! Gosh! That is Absolutely Freakin’ Brilliant! Star for you Sweetie!!!
happens
i!m glad i don"t drive any more!!lol.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. that"s me to a t..very good luved them!
"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian."
You see how some people are sensitive? xD
Have a star! *
Haha, that was, so far, the best thing I read today.
Thanks for the laugh.
a little bit of jasper carrot!! but still very good!!
All of those drivers live in my town.
Funny excuses.
make"s for good reading,thank you!!
He he he Im an insurance claim administrator so its all familiar!!
Btw that truck was quite persistant!
very good ,anymore?
I luv my gated Community....lol
haha. those were funny!
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian...
Good decision making Pal.... (Shakes Head)
good one our kidda!keep em rocking..
The last one was the best. I almost pissed my pants.
lol sure does happen
lmao...star.
That`s ace ha ha ha ,,,,