If you don't like this joke, would you mind not giving an insulting Answer?!
Question: Thank you. Here goes:
A middle-aged woman has arrived for her first appointment with a new dentist, and notices his DDS diploma which bears his full name. Suddenly, she remembers a tall, dark and handsome boy she had a crush on back in high school, 30 years ago. But on meeting him, she quickly discards the thought. This dentist is white-haired, almost bald and his face is wrinkled. Couldn't possibly be the same guy.
But after he examines her teeth, she asks him if he ever attended Morgan Park High School. "Oh, yes, yes," he replied.
So when did you graduate? "In 1978, why do you ask?" The woman exclaims "You were in my class!" And then the dentist takes a closer look at her. And then she thinks: You ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ***, white-haired, decrepit, son-of-a-*****! when he asks her: "What did you teach?"
Answers: Thank you. Here goes:
A middle-aged woman has arrived for her first appointment with a new dentist, and notices his DDS diploma which bears his full name. Suddenly, she remembers a tall, dark and handsome boy she had a crush on back in high school, 30 years ago. But on meeting him, she quickly discards the thought. This dentist is white-haired, almost bald and his face is wrinkled. Couldn't possibly be the same guy.
But after he examines her teeth, she asks him if he ever attended Morgan Park High School. "Oh, yes, yes," he replied.
So when did you graduate? "In 1978, why do you ask?" The woman exclaims "You were in my class!" And then the dentist takes a closer look at her. And then she thinks: You ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ***, white-haired, decrepit, son-of-a-*****! when he asks her: "What did you teach?"
Oh my God.....My ribs are hurting so much...... I can't hardly breathe right now..... Please tell another......I wonder if I turned the stove off before I went to work today?
I thought it was cute! It got a smile from me :-)
I get it! Funny!
sounds like my 20 yr school reunion!!!!!!!!
...but i did'nt laugh though
haha oh man, thats just cruel
Pretty clever.
THIS is a funny joke! LOL..I really loved it. I will be sure to pass it along! Did you make it up?? Great job, if so! :)
Ha ha ha
Well it's not the funniest joke, no offense. I'm not trying to be rude. Why do you want to know that?
Kinda cute.
You have to accept the responses people provide. The joke is kind of funny
Hehehe that was cute.
hahahaha!!! so funny .....NOT!!
hahaha
l like it
He called her old. Ha ha
AH HAHAHAHAA
It was almost funny
I haven't heard that one! It's great.
I won't give you an insulting answer because I am not like that. But it's not funny. Just my opinion of course...is that allowed?
Thanks, I actually laughed at this one!!!
It was funny, I just could have been delivered better
LOL, good joke but probably not for everyone.
What am i allowed to say?
Its ok
~x~ Ha thats a good one! star for you * ~x~
Heard it before but I see no reason for anyone to insult this joke
It's a classis and very funny
reminds me of the one of the two women chatting at a wedding and one says to the other
"I hated that first woman your husband was married to ....she was a dumb blonde who couldn't keep her big nose out of other peoples business...What ever happened to her
To which the other woman replied "I dyed my hair"
You could leave out the "what she thinks" line and it is just as good. That part takes away from the joke. It is definitely worth a smile but is not hilarious.
Not bad.Need to work on less bad words
funny
No insulting answer here...but that is an old joke.