Todays Violations....whopee?!
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Question: Four Kinds Of Sex....funny?
Question Details: There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "F*CK YOU" COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer f*ck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
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Question: Bread And Duck?
Question Details: A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f*cking bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f*cking bread, for Christ's sake. Ask me again and I'll nail your f*cking beak to the bar you irritating bastard of a f*cking bird!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?
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Question: Little Johnny?
Question Details: Teacher, who can give me a word beginning with the letter A Little Johnny @rse, miss, all the kids giggle Now, Johnny behave your self. Teacher, lets try another, who knows a word beginning with B Little Johnny Boll0cks, Miss. I wont tell you again Johnny, behave or you will be sent to the head master. Teacher decides to skip the letter C, who knows a word beginning with D, Little Johnny Dwarf, Miss. Thats much better Johnny, now can anyone tell me what a dwarf is. Little Johnny Me miss it's a little cu'nt about 3 foot high Miss
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Dear loser
Do you really think am bothered, WELL AM NOT.
Carry on if you wish you low life peace of scum
I will continue to be here and with the support of all my friends i will NEVER LEAVE.
REGARDS
THE JOKE FAIRY
Answers: You have posted content to Yahoo! Answers in violation of our Community Guidelines or Terms of Service. As a result, your content has been deleted. Community Guidelines help to keep Yahoo! Answers a safe and useful community, so we appreciate your consideration of its rules.
Question: Four Kinds Of Sex....funny?
Question Details: There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "F*CK YOU" COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer f*ck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
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Regards,
Yahoo! Customer Care
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Question: Bread And Duck?
Question Details: A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f*cking bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f*cking bread, for Christ's sake. Ask me again and I'll nail your f*cking beak to the bar you irritating bastard of a f*cking bird!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?
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Question: Little Johnny?
Question Details: Teacher, who can give me a word beginning with the letter A Little Johnny @rse, miss, all the kids giggle Now, Johnny behave your self. Teacher, lets try another, who knows a word beginning with B Little Johnny Boll0cks, Miss. I wont tell you again Johnny, behave or you will be sent to the head master. Teacher decides to skip the letter C, who knows a word beginning with D, Little Johnny Dwarf, Miss. Thats much better Johnny, now can anyone tell me what a dwarf is. Little Johnny Me miss it's a little cu'nt about 3 foot high Miss
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Regards,
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Dear loser
Do you really think am bothered, WELL AM NOT.
Carry on if you wish you low life peace of scum
I will continue to be here and with the support of all my friends i will NEVER LEAVE.
REGARDS
THE JOKE FAIRY
Mechelle, you got my vote! You the best! lol.
not sure which is worse...the reporter or the rant!
You go Mechelle!! You're the joke fairy...no one can f*ck with you!
Deserves a violation because i've heard them all before
boooooooo hissssssssssssssss
nice one kiddo
Love it. NEVER SURRENDER!
lol... you go!
i will say one thing jjjjoke fffairy ( sorry about the stutter,arthritis ) you have got enormous nads posting this,on reading the guidelines,you have obviously broken them,its your choice,only you will pay.I enjoyed the jokes myself,but yahoo have to cater for the little uns on here as well,so i can see their point,if you were more careful HOW you worded or constructed the wording ,using the stars and asterisks ,then you might get away with it,like some others.You have been around for a long time with no bother though mate,so you have had a good run with no trouble.I agree with one of the previous answers,they should have an adults only section.
heres to you ....keep er lit...;-)
So you wouldn't mind your 10 year old daughter stumbling across this if you had one?
See the point?
Not everyone is a potty mouth and likes to see foul language especially where it is supposed to be just a bit of fun.....
You knew the rules when you joined and you should stick to them like most of us do. What makes you any more special than the next person?
The jokes were great. lol
I'm older than dirt and I haven't seen them before.
But yes, you gotta post them so the young ones don't have any idea what you are talking about. And they do need an adult section only.
I think that is so stupid, those jokes are funny, i have seen much worse on here and they havent done anything about those people!
Joke fairy- i love all of you jokes, dont stop!!!
O my GOD..
I think Your jokes* are
very funny AND entertaining...
So : All thumbs UP for the 'Joke Fairy' !!!
Aaron.
good for you, I have always enjoyed your jokes, and always makes me smile, please keep going.
These were all great jokes. Don't know who reported you but that was just ridiculous. I mean no I don't want my 12 yo daughter reading this but at the same time I don't let her on yahoo when I am not around or the net for that matter. Plain and simple it is up to the parents to control what their kids look at and read. BTW has has the person that reported you seen some of the profiles on MYSPACE talk about age inappropriate and yet some parents are cool with the fact that their son or daughter have that type of stuff on their site. The point is if you don't want your child to see it on the net then monitor what they do on the net.
Yea keep them up, i got a violation for a chuck norris joke the other day...don't take no for an answer, this isnt kindergarten people...if you don't like then don't read it MOVE ON!!...star for you! your jokes kick a**
Strange things are happening on here. I am receiving violations also. I have no problem with the jokes that you post.
I got one this morning for a question I asked a month ago. I think people are going to stop asking questions for fear of violation notices.
Yeah you tell that spiteful prick!
P.SWhy all the thumbs down
it is un far that you got violations for your good jokes you always post funny jokes
It`s all gone mad,,,,,
you think they childish with yours????? this is my violation
Question: new year greeting?
Question Details: I WOULD LIKE TO WISH EVERYONE A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR AND KEEP THOSE JOKES COMMING IN
You go, girl!
LMAO I FREAKIN ADORE YOU!
Dear mech
I understand that you have a problem with your a been deleted, but the reasons 4 ur Qs r been deleted:
1. ur Q is f***ing hilariose which is consider as abuse to others
2. ur Q is exceeds the maxm amount of laughter limits which may cause addiction to other users
3. ur Q has offended those people with believe of depression & lack sense of human
4. ur Qs has recieved a No. of answers/stars that exceeds the limits of Y/A ability
so u see, u almost violated each & every single rule of Y/A rules & guidelines of lame, dull & stuipd Qs that these trolls like, so they had to delete it b/c its soo cool ; )
You got my vote no matter what Y/A staff says.