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Question: A boy thinks his penis is too small so he goes to visit the doctor. The doctor tells him that he needs to eat one peanut butter sandwich a day and his penis will grow bigger. So the boy goes home and he tells his mom. So the next morning when the boy wakes up he sees him mom making a TON of peanutbutter sandwiches. And the boy is is like No No Mom, I only need ONE peanut butter sandwich. And his mom says, "Oh no dear, those are for your father."

A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm in love with a twenty-five-year-old woman." "What's wrong with that?" asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunchtime she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favourite meal."
The old man continued, "In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want. And then at suppertime, and all night long, we make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak. The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?" The senile old man answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live."


Answers: A boy thinks his penis is too small so he goes to visit the doctor. The doctor tells him that he needs to eat one peanut butter sandwich a day and his penis will grow bigger. So the boy goes home and he tells his mom. So the next morning when the boy wakes up he sees him mom making a TON of peanutbutter sandwiches. And the boy is is like No No Mom, I only need ONE peanut butter sandwich. And his mom says, "Oh no dear, those are for your father."

A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm in love with a twenty-five-year-old woman." "What's wrong with that?" asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunchtime she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favourite meal."
The old man continued, "In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want. And then at suppertime, and all night long, we make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak. The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?" The senile old man answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live."

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These are great jokes.lmao.

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