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Question: Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God almighty!" Shouted Mary and the teacher said, "very good" and Mary fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, "who is our lord and savior," but, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" Shouted Mary and the teacher said, "very good," and Mary fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "if you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The teacher fainted.

Answers: Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God almighty!" Shouted Mary and the teacher said, "very good" and Mary fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, "who is our lord and savior," but, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" Shouted Mary and the teacher said, "very good," and Mary fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "if you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The teacher fainted.
Very Funny.. thanks for the laugh in the middle of my boring day at work!
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    That's HILARIOUS!!
    yes
    i've heard that before. gosh, i laughed just as hard reading this as i did the first time i heard it.


    classic. :]
    you expect me to read all this?
    Haha. 8/10
    ha ha ha ha ha
    LMAO that's a weird coincidence because I just learned that people can actually break those things. :x
    hahahahahaha that is hilarious lol
    hahahah yes..
    thats funny.
    haha,. very much so :)
    hahaha
    i love it
    did you make that up that is terribly hilarious
    lol its old
    lol
    LMFAO! I haven't heard that one in years....that is hilarious!!
    yah sort of
    that was a riot...**********************
    BELIEVE it or not ,
    These are REAL 911 Calls!


    Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
    Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown
    house on the corner.
    Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
    Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
    Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham
    and cheese sandwich .
    Dispatcher : Excuse me?
    Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
    table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had
    taken a bite out of it.
    Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
    Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired
    of it!


    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
    Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have
    an eleven on it.
    Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
    Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
    Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
    thing.
    Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

    My Personal Favorite!!!
    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
    Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
    minutes apart
    Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
    Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

    And the winner is..........

    Dispatcher: 9-1-1
    Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
    Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
    Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
    Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
    Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
    Caller: No
    Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
    breathing?
    Caller: Running from the Police.
    HAHA! That's a good one!
    That is hilarious. 5 Stars
    Super Funny, I like it.
    Haha that was very funny..
    Very cute
    heard it already, but still very funny =)
    Lmao omg so frikin funny!!! love it! fanks for postin!! xx
    haa haa.
    lmao!
    too funny.
    i agree that was a classic!(:
    Funny indeed
    Yeah, pretty funny.

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