The wizard....?!
Question: An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a
curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact
words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation - "I now pronounce you man
and wife."
Answers: An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a
curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact
words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation - "I now pronounce you man
and wife."
Your joke is very cute. Star for you.
Here is another.
-------marriage counseling
A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: - neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.
hahahaa thats a good one
has he ever heard of divorce?? or restraining order?
Lol. Kinda cheap but I like it.
LMFAO you get a star for that one
I love it!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
That`s ace ha ha ha ,,,,,
LMAO! very good.
lol!! ave a star*!
haha. cute...
hahahaha........
love it...! that was so funny.......
hey that's good...hahaha..
That was a good one. It deserves 5 star, but sadly I can only give you one. Good joke.
and have another star from me, too
lmao!
You get a star, Bella....I'd give you a nice big "lol," but it hits a little too close to home.
Not funny
hehehehe! loved it lol.