A farmer joke, do you like it?!
Question: A man owned a small farm in Wisconsin. The Wisconsin State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does
about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.
He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent.
"That would be me," replied the farmer.
Answers: A man owned a small farm in Wisconsin. The Wisconsin State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does
about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.
He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent.
"That would be me," replied the farmer.
Me likes. Star for you :)
kinda funny
That's funny.
Yes, I liked it.
it was ok.
Ha I love that one.
Been there!
ROFL! I love it!
Got a laugh out of me.
hahaha
it made me laugh!!!! and a star you shall get!!!
Excellent. It made Loosechange laugh too but then so does air.
That was pretty funny and i liked it so here's a star.
cute
haha,poor hard done by farmer!...xxx
Yes indeed that was funny.. star for you.
This happens a lot with owners of small businesses. It's funny, but in a very ironic way, so here's a star for a joke that's so true to life.
I like it!
lmao
Good one Bluto. Cheers to you. Love, honey
I laugh but I also see to much truth.
s'ok