Do you own a militant dog?!
Question: Four union members were discussing how smart their dogs were.
The first member was of the Vehicle Builders Union and said his dog could do math calculations. His dog was named "Tee Square" and he told him to go to the blackboard and draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which the dog did with consummate ease.
The Amalgamated Metal Workers Union member said his dog was much better. His dog named "Slide Rule" was told to fetch a dozen biscuits and divide them into four piles, which he did .
The Liquor Trades member admitted that both were very good but said his dog was much better.His dog was called "Measure" and was to go out and get a stubby of beer and pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this.
The Waterside Worker`s Union member called his dog "Tea Break" and he went over and ate the biscuits, drank the beer,pissed on the blackboard, screwed the other dogs, claimed he injured his back and filed a Workers Compensation form then went on sick leave!!!
Answers: Four union members were discussing how smart their dogs were.
The first member was of the Vehicle Builders Union and said his dog could do math calculations. His dog was named "Tee Square" and he told him to go to the blackboard and draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which the dog did with consummate ease.
The Amalgamated Metal Workers Union member said his dog was much better. His dog named "Slide Rule" was told to fetch a dozen biscuits and divide them into four piles, which he did .
The Liquor Trades member admitted that both were very good but said his dog was much better.His dog was called "Measure" and was to go out and get a stubby of beer and pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this.
The Waterside Worker`s Union member called his dog "Tea Break" and he went over and ate the biscuits, drank the beer,pissed on the blackboard, screwed the other dogs, claimed he injured his back and filed a Workers Compensation form then went on sick leave!!!
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