What is the funniest thing ever?!
Question: if you can make laugh out loud, you get best answer. if more
than one makes me lol, whoever makes me laugh harder will win! i have just got to have a laugh right now.
i will share something a little funny with you to return the favor-
go buy 3 chickens. label them 1,2, and 4. release them in a school. the staff will go crazy looking for 3!
and here is a funny video-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmwqpHsME...
now please make me laugh! :)
Answers: if you can make laugh out loud, you get best answer. if more
than one makes me lol, whoever makes me laugh harder will win! i have just got to have a laugh right now.
i will share something a little funny with you to return the favor-
go buy 3 chickens. label them 1,2, and 4. release them in a school. the staff will go crazy looking for 3!
and here is a funny video-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmwqpHsME...
now please make me laugh! :)
Why do you say hey batter batter over and over in baseball?
You sposed to apply it when you grow up?
Hey lawyer lawyer. Hey lawyer hey lawyer. SUE LAWYER SUE! SUE LAWYER!
They should do it in golf, too.
Hey golfer golfer hey. PUT GOLFER PUT!
Shut up!
Just trying to make it more fun.
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"
"Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up at her.
"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked "What was wrong with it?"
"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said the blonde.
The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."
There was this lady.......
who was so fat she farted herselt to orbit
who was so fat when she was walkin to wal-mart she tripped over k-mart and landed rite on target
here is a video me and my friends made i hope it makes u laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMJFicTuv...
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
Read my joke - spontaneous muscle movement, shure to atleast make you smile if nothing else
Ok, here it goes:
A guy asks a girl to go to prom. She says yes. On his way to pick her up, he has 2 crap- really badly. He figures- heck, when I get there I'll go. So they get there, and the song is her fave song. They dance. Right after this I'll go, he thinks. The next song is her favorite too. And the next. And so on and so fourth. At the end of a song she looks at her watch and says, "Holy sh**!!!!! I have to get home!" She grabs her date and he drives her home. After he drops her off, hes planning on going to the gas station to do his business. Her dad's waiting outside with a beer nad says, "Come on- join us!" They go in and a dog's laying on the floor by the couch. "Now, that there's Charlie." The dad says. So they sit and start talking. He can't hold it any longer and he lets out a small one. The dad says, "CHARLIE!" and points to the dog. The guy thinks, oh man, this is great- he thinks the dog's doing it! So he lets out another one, only bigger. Once again, the dad yells, "CHARLIE!!!!!" He lets out one more, great big one. "CHARLIE-QUICK MOVES BEFORE HE POOPS ON YA!"
Say this five times fast:
One smart man, he felt smart.
Two smart men, they felt smart.
Three smart men, they all felt smart.