Funny? Which is better?!
Question: A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."
The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."
The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went ROARRRR!"
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Q: How can you find Dolly Parton's kids in a crowd?
A: They're the ones with the stretchmarks on their lips.
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Answers: A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."
The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."
The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went ROARRRR!"
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Q: How can you find Dolly Parton's kids in a crowd?
A: They're the ones with the stretchmarks on their lips.
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Oh, my God! Outrageously Funny!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha! Ha! I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha! Ha! Ha!
Hey! The 'boxer' deserves a star!!!
haha first one, took me a while to get it lol
addition is super.
ROOOAAARRR (oops!)
very funny thanks!
The other 2 --- just so-so.
lol, the 1st and 3rd one are. my fave the first one, i could just imagine it, would have loved to see the reporter's face.
They are all funny but I like the last one best.
hey hottie, age?
The last one had me in stitches))))LMAO((((
First one. I knew an old man just like that.
1st one
i couldnt understand the spitting part ,was it when their father was having s*x with the mother after she got pregnant
HaHa I like the womb one xxxx