What is a good joke that is funny and appropriate?!
Question: I need a joke that will make me laugh and i WILL pick a person and i WILL give them their 10 pionts, so fire away! (no inapprpriate jokes though, or you will NOT be picked, so don't waste your time.)
Answers: I need a joke that will make me laugh and i WILL pick a person and i WILL give them their 10 pionts, so fire away! (no inapprpriate jokes though, or you will NOT be picked, so don't waste your time.)
A Blonde's Revenge: Guy sitting in first class notices a gorgeous blonde get on the plane. She sits 1 seat over from him. He wonders if it's true that blondes are dumb. He tries to make small talk, but all she wants to do is rest. He finally pesters her into playing a game with him. He says he will pay her $50 for every question she asks him that he can't answer. She will pay him $5 for every question he asks that she can't answer. He goes first. "How far is the moon from the earth?" The blonde hands him $5. She asks him, "What has 6 legs going uphill, and 2 coming down?" Then she puts on her eye mask and headphones and settles down for a nap. Now this guy is frantic, getting online, calling everyone he knows, asking the passengers, crew, everybody--because he doesn't want to pay this blonde the $50. 10 minutes before the plane lands, he gives up and gives the blonde the $50. Then he says, "It's my turn again, what was the answer to your question?" The blonde hands him $5.
A blonde and a brunette who weigh the same number of kg. both jump exactly at the same time from a building.
Which one reached the ground first?
--> The brunette, since the blonde needed to ask for directions.
(Sorry for the ones who are offended. Do not worry, I don't have anything against blondes =D.)
why did the chickens ghost cross the road?
to get to the "other side"!!!
im here all week.
A senior citizen drives his new sportscar out of the showroom and puts his foot down until he's doing 160 km/h.
When he looks in the rearview mirror he sees a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and sirens blaring.
I can get away from him no problem, he thinks, accelerating to 180 km/h, 220, 240 ...
But after a while common sense prevails and he tells himself he's far too old for this nonsense.
he pulls over and waits for the police car to arrive.
Sir, my shift ends in 10 min, today is friday and i have the weekend off. if you can give me a reason why you were speeding away from me that i've never heard before, i'll let you go.
The elderly man looks him in the eye and says, years ago my wife ran off with a policeman.
i thought you were bringing her back.
Have a good day sir, the cop says.
Two psychiatrist walking down the street. As they approached each other one said, "Hi Doc."
The second one said, "Hi Doc."
Here's one a little longer:
Two drunks stagger out of a bar. One looks to the sky and says, "Man, that sun sure is bright."
The second drunk says, "That's not the sun, that's the moon."
"No it's not, that's the sun."
"Is not. It's the moon."
First one says, "We'll ask the next guy that comes along."
About the time this drunk falls out the door and lands at their feet. One guy reaches down, grabs a hand full of hair and turns the guy's face toward the sky. "Hey, pal, is that the sun or the moon up there?"
The third drunk says, "How do I know. I don't live around here."
Have a star and a great day.
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