Funniest joke ive heard number.3?!
Question: A guy is walking along the jetty. At the end of the jetty he comes across a woman in a wheelchair. She has no arms or legs. "Please, Ive never been hugged before", she pleads. So the man leans down and hugs her.
"Please, Ive never been kissed before".
So the man leans down and kisses her on the cheek.
"Please, Ive never been pashed before."
So the man leans down and pashes her.
"Please, Ive never been fucked before".
So the man picks her up, throws her off the jetty and says
"Well your fucked now".
Answers: A guy is walking along the jetty. At the end of the jetty he comes across a woman in a wheelchair. She has no arms or legs. "Please, Ive never been hugged before", she pleads. So the man leans down and hugs her.
"Please, Ive never been kissed before".
So the man leans down and kisses her on the cheek.
"Please, Ive never been pashed before."
So the man leans down and pashes her.
"Please, Ive never been fucked before".
So the man picks her up, throws her off the jetty and says
"Well your fucked now".
lmao good one
Even if we shouldn't laugh at handicapped people, this made me laugh a lot!
That had me in stitches!
wow, you're dipping into the old school for that joke.....still a gem though
I wonder how your swearword didn`t get blanked out. In England, a F-a-g means a cigarette, and that got blanked out on one of my questions.
Such is life.
thats what her perverted *** get.....thought shewas slick..lol
Made me laugh....
Ohh what a lesson..
poor handicapped...
what a pity! but who cares. its a good laugh - har har har
LOL. Very funny.
Funny