Men that never listen?!
Question: In a Chicago hospital, gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it was always occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He went in and did what he needed to and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button had some letters on it - WW, WA, PP, and a red one ATR. He couldnt resist, he pushed WW warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling he thought. He pushed another button WA warm air blew gently drying his underside. When this stopped he pushed PP and a large powder puff caressed his bottom he was loving this by now. So finally he pushed the ATR button next thing he remembers is waking up in a hospital bed. "what happend?" he asked the nurse I just remember pushing the ATR button, the nurse replied "the ATR button is an automatic tampon remover, your penis is under your pilllow".
Answers: In a Chicago hospital, gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it was always occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He went in and did what he needed to and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button had some letters on it - WW, WA, PP, and a red one ATR. He couldnt resist, he pushed WW warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling he thought. He pushed another button WA warm air blew gently drying his underside. When this stopped he pushed PP and a large powder puff caressed his bottom he was loving this by now. So finally he pushed the ATR button next thing he remembers is waking up in a hospital bed. "what happend?" he asked the nurse I just remember pushing the ATR button, the nurse replied "the ATR button is an automatic tampon remover, your penis is under your pilllow".
Hahaha, that's one of the funniest jokes I heard in a long time. You get a star!
MINT JOKE - star!!!
Very funny.
lol
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thanks for a funny joke :-)))))
ohhh you suck ouch
Men, Men, Men! Why don't they ever listen! I like your joke, though!
GREAT now we have to mother them
how dare us think we can PAT nd wash the buts of BOYS
stop spoiling them
whom told you they do not pay your PIPER THAT NOW YOU CHOOSE TO CASTRATE THERE INTEGRITY
mordern TEC
pruved that
LOOK at how much they spend
to IMFORM YOU
HOW BRIGHT WE ARE ]how many BOB-IT
YOU OWN ]WELL REMING YOUR SELF
THEY BOB UP AND DOWN [YES CHILD
TAKE CARE OF IT
never play with the GOAL ]YOU NEED THE BALLS
TO PLAY SPORT [yu be the goldie !!
THE adminestration hollers THE GOAL [dummy we GET THE AWard !!!!!! [The Crazy ] PEACE [you better be/
live it !!!???????? *****QUEST,,ATTENTION !!
THERE YOU got it Ya Hoo !!
tinker bell [my niece the DENNY OF MY BRO PETE !!
9i will beat your BUTT{ PC.P}
never tinker with my bells !!GO EAT THE TURTLE !! [soup]
blow your aunt a kiss !!
lol
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaa -*-
OMG !!! THATS WAS SOOO FUNNY, IF I HAVE A 1000 STARS I WOULD GIVE IT TO YOU HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS FOR THE GREAT LAUGH!!!!!
STAR STAR STAR!!!
well i never.lol
Ha Ha liked it
lol, star.
EXCELLENT Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Super Funny!!!
Ace joke ha ha ha ,,,,