An old man is out in the back yard attempting to fly a kite.?!
Question: He throws it up into the air only to have it come crashing back to Earth, time after time.
His elderly wife is standing in the kitchen watching out the window at his attempts and how frustrated he is becoming.
She mumbles to herself how aweful it is that men must be taught everything and told how to do things.
She opens the window and yells..."You need a little tail."
"Make up your fool mind," he answers, "Last night you told me to go fly a kite."
Answers: He throws it up into the air only to have it come crashing back to Earth, time after time.
His elderly wife is standing in the kitchen watching out the window at his attempts and how frustrated he is becoming.
She mumbles to herself how aweful it is that men must be taught everything and told how to do things.
She opens the window and yells..."You need a little tail."
"Make up your fool mind," he answers, "Last night you told me to go fly a kite."
Best one I've heard in a while. Can't wait to tell my friends tonight. Here's a STAR.
good one, i'll use it in the future some day.
funny..........
kinda funny
Pretty funny! Ha Ha! 8/10!