Does anyone know this old rhyme? I heard it once, but can't remember it.?!
Question: A friend told me when we were in our early teens. It was a rhyme about the creation of the vagina. The only line I can remember is:
". . .then along came a sailor, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell. . ."
I just want to find out what the whole rhyme is. Has anyone else heard it, or know where I can find it? I say this line sometimes, laugh hysterically, and wish I could remember it.
Answers: A friend told me when we were in our early teens. It was a rhyme about the creation of the vagina. The only line I can remember is:
". . .then along came a sailor, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell. . ."
I just want to find out what the whole rhyme is. Has anyone else heard it, or know where I can find it? I say this line sometimes, laugh hysterically, and wish I could remember it.
seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a ***** to their design.
first was a butcher, smart with wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit.
second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within.
fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
sixth was a preacher whose name was mc gee,
touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
last came a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it and called it a ****.
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