Evening all a quick few jokes before i head out to work?!
Question: Harry met Sandy at a nightclub one evening, and she finally invited him back to her apartment to spend the night. Her roommate was out of town, so this was the perfect opportunity.
The couple went back to her house, and after a few minutes the pair proceeded into Sandy's bedroom. When Harry walked through the door he immediately noticed all of these stuffed animals.
There were hundreds of them - stuffed toys on top of the wardrobe, stuffed toys on the bookshelf and stuffed toys on the window sill. There were more on the floor, and of course, stuffed toys all over the bed.
They cleared off the bed, jumped in, and went at it. Later, after the sex, Harry turned to Sandy and asked, "Well ... How was I?"
Sandy replied, "Well, you can pick anything from the bottom shelf."
Answers: Harry met Sandy at a nightclub one evening, and she finally invited him back to her apartment to spend the night. Her roommate was out of town, so this was the perfect opportunity.
The couple went back to her house, and after a few minutes the pair proceeded into Sandy's bedroom. When Harry walked through the door he immediately noticed all of these stuffed animals.
There were hundreds of them - stuffed toys on top of the wardrobe, stuffed toys on the bookshelf and stuffed toys on the window sill. There were more on the floor, and of course, stuffed toys all over the bed.
They cleared off the bed, jumped in, and went at it. Later, after the sex, Harry turned to Sandy and asked, "Well ... How was I?"
Sandy replied, "Well, you can pick anything from the bottom shelf."
you get one from the top shelf. thats where the big ones are!!
nice one heheheh
ha ha
Ha ha that was funny, keep em coming.
LMAO, cute! thanks for sharing that
Ah - the old ones are the best...
cute
hahahahaa
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate and good evening.!!
lol
very cute
xx
ha ha ha ye nice 1
hahahah ...good for now......LOl
lol haha nice 1
Hi Chris, Lol... He didn't even score any points... I think that is funny and a good system to have... Hahaha..
A Friend,
poppy1
Very funny thanks
chris you rock truly....................need some more of your jokes but remember from the top shelf huh.