Appologies for the blonde jokes, here's one getting her own back?!
Question: A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off.
As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man and gushes breathily: 'That's incredible - both our cars are demolished but we're fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!'
Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely!'
The woman goes on, 'And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!'
'Well, OK!' says the man, going with the moment. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half of it and hands it back.
'Your turn,' says the man.
'No, thanks,' says the woman, 'I think I'll just wait for the police.'
Answers: A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off.
As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man and gushes breathily: 'That's incredible - both our cars are demolished but we're fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!'
Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely!'
The woman goes on, 'And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!'
'Well, OK!' says the man, going with the moment. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half of it and hands it back.
'Your turn,' says the man.
'No, thanks,' says the woman, 'I think I'll just wait for the police.'
lol i just got that!!!!! after rereading it 4/5 times! lol.
Why don't i get it? I feel stupid
it worked better with the old man tricking the teenage driver with a bottle of scotch
Tricky girl....
She is all but dumb.
Aaron Womanizer.
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There is a punch line....
awww thats not fair...but I like it...lol....
And they say blonde's are stupid?
lol i got that one, nicee
lollzzzzzz good joke
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oh is it like a drunk driver right funny
hahahaha She is very smart .
heheh that is funny con the man into drunk driving funny
hahahahaha! Very smart blonde!
Not that dumb is she
good one
haha lol
Lol, she says the so the man is drunk and its his fault!!!LOL.
funny!!!!!!!!!
it was sooooo predictable
lol good one
KOOL!!
and they say blondes are dumb!
this one was quite the intelligent of the lot!way to go girl!
Ha ha ha v good,,,
good one
lmao that was funny!!!!! im a girl i should have tried that at my last fender bender
Ha ha ha.!!!
He's been suckered, lol.!!!
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!
i dont get it
lol sweet!!!!!
For those of you who dont get it, dont feel silly it means that the blonde girl is smart, the guy will be tested for drink driving and he'll get the blame.....hehe
that was awesome...it's about time
i love this joke :)