Walking on water?!


Question: Two Rabbis and a priest go fishing. When the three are out on the water, one Rabbi says, "Oops, I left the cooler in the trunk, I'd better go get it or we won't be able to eat or drink."

The rabbi proceeds to jump out of the boat and hop across the water. A few minutes later, he comes hopping back across the lake with the cooler.

The priest sees this and shakes his head in disbelief. He thinks to himself "Theres only one person I know who can do that and I doubt he's a Rabbi."

A couple of minutes later, the other Rabbi says, "Oh no, I left my lucky fishing hat in the car. Nobody ever catches a fish unless I have that hat on." He then proceeds to get out of the boat and hop across the water to the shore. A minute later he comes hopping across the lake back into the boat.

Now the priest is in absolute disbelief. He thinks, "Hmm, there must be something in the water. I'm going to try this."

The priest says, "Uh-oh, I left my keys in the car. Wouldn't want to lose those." He then steps out of the boat and falls in the water. He gets out again and once again goes *splash*.

The two rabbis look at each other and one of them says, "Do you think we should tell him where the stepping stones are?"


Answers: Two Rabbis and a priest go fishing. When the three are out on the water, one Rabbi says, "Oops, I left the cooler in the trunk, I'd better go get it or we won't be able to eat or drink."

The rabbi proceeds to jump out of the boat and hop across the water. A few minutes later, he comes hopping back across the lake with the cooler.

The priest sees this and shakes his head in disbelief. He thinks to himself "Theres only one person I know who can do that and I doubt he's a Rabbi."

A couple of minutes later, the other Rabbi says, "Oh no, I left my lucky fishing hat in the car. Nobody ever catches a fish unless I have that hat on." He then proceeds to get out of the boat and hop across the water to the shore. A minute later he comes hopping across the lake back into the boat.

Now the priest is in absolute disbelief. He thinks, "Hmm, there must be something in the water. I'm going to try this."

The priest says, "Uh-oh, I left my keys in the car. Wouldn't want to lose those." He then steps out of the boat and falls in the water. He gets out again and once again goes *splash*.

The two rabbis look at each other and one of them says, "Do you think we should tell him where the stepping stones are?"

That was pretty funny!

Funny

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hahaha

AMEN to humor, how do you pick a winning answer to this?
OK, may the answer go to the best looking Girl answering.

ha i didnt get it at first but i read it again and now i get it
funny

haha good one.

LOL

lmao...star.

you got jokes lol

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