What's a Samurai optometrist?!
Question: Do they make those lines through the eyebrow for the I'm well hard I am, look at my piercings brigade.
Eyebrow clippings; "I like your thong fat boy ooo! your sword just made my eyes water".
Big Samsun; "Fancy a sweaty wrestle? Here are then, sniff this arm pit, and this one go on!"
Answers: Do they make those lines through the eyebrow for the I'm well hard I am, look at my piercings brigade.
Eyebrow clippings; "I like your thong fat boy ooo! your sword just made my eyes water".
Big Samsun; "Fancy a sweaty wrestle? Here are then, sniff this arm pit, and this one go on!"
i went to see him a few days ago to get my eyes fixed but came out blind. ill tell you one thing, DONT LET HIM USE HIS SWORD ON ANYTHING IN THAT PLACE.
Whatever you do always check what side of the blade they use. Trust me if he messes up check out this http://www.mooncostumes.com/image/6042
They are ok if you don't mind a certain imprecision.
They chop your head off for giving them a funny look.
Samurai night Fever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3AmyDWTl...
sorry for the poor quality, only one I could find <above>
Its one who checks your eyeballs then if you dont pay he will stick that sword in the place where you have to see a proctologist(rear end dock)(wasnt sure how to spell it)
a Japanese glass cutterslashfitter, who is a sight to see. who will fight for your right to par-tee, quite a spectacle to behold. a sight for sore eyes. bless his little white cotton socks, sorry confusioused with ninja.