Joke for you all, funny or not?!
Question: Husband walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from ￡50 to ￡150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the ￡150 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing.
I'll not put it on, do the modelling naked and return it tomorrow and get a ￡150 refund for myself".
So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "My God! It wasn't that creased in the shop".
His funeral is on Thursday
Answers: Husband walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from ￡50 to ￡150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the ￡150 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing.
I'll not put it on, do the modelling naked and return it tomorrow and get a ￡150 refund for myself".
So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "My God! It wasn't that creased in the shop".
His funeral is on Thursday
ROFL - I think it's funny but I wouldn't bother with the final sentence
it's very good blud
i prefer short snappy ones sorry?
Not too bad had a slight chuckle
well funny
lol quite rightly! lmfao! hillarious, still she gets 150 quid lol.
Not bad.
try this his mama so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
i dont get it. why is his funeral on thursday?
lmao...star.
rofl!!!!!!!!
lmfao! very funny!!!
I'm glad she got her 150 pounds back, not the louse, the cash!
quite amusing but as someone else has said there is no need for the last line.people try to add that line if the joke is no good to hopefully get a laugh.this joke does not need it as it is funny anyway.
Yeppers Funny
rofpmsl!
funny!
star for you
HIP HIP HOORAY, YOU'VE GIVEN ME A FUNNY DAY, YOU CHEERED ME UP NO END, THANKYOU SO MUCH MORE FUNNY ONES LIKE THAT.
Really good one...he deserved it!! hehe