Kiss, funny?!


Question: There was once a boy who was brought up really strict, one day when he was 9 he was walking with his mum and he spotted a boy about 12 kissing a girl, he said mommy what are they doing? she replied they are being really naughty that is called kissing and if you do it you will die slowly as soon as you do it.Years went on and it was his 21st birthday he went out with all of his mates and was getting a bit drunk, he spotted a attractive young lady.and she was leading him onfor a kiss.he forgot for a moment what his mum said and he kissed the women it was until his lips left the girls it stuck in his miind what his mum said. the boy burst into tears and the girl said whats wrong. the boy replied my mum told me if i kiss someone i will die and already part have my body has gone hard.


Answers: There was once a boy who was brought up really strict, one day when he was 9 he was walking with his mum and he spotted a boy about 12 kissing a girl, he said mommy what are they doing? she replied they are being really naughty that is called kissing and if you do it you will die slowly as soon as you do it.Years went on and it was his 21st birthday he went out with all of his mates and was getting a bit drunk, he spotted a attractive young lady.and she was leading him onfor a kiss.he forgot for a moment what his mum said and he kissed the women it was until his lips left the girls it stuck in his miind what his mum said. the boy burst into tears and the girl said whats wrong. the boy replied my mum told me if i kiss someone i will die and already part have my body has gone hard.

i'll give you one thing, you ask a hell of lot of questions.

terrible

Ha ha. sad thing is that my boyfriend is in remission - the hardness wears off very quickly.

lmaoooo

please

No, not funny.

to bad b0ners dont last.....

how old are you?????

hahaha well i found that funny!!!!!!!!! lol lmao!!!!

:)) yes just terrible...how horrible

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

wortha try...

LoL! star for your!

wat a funny story

omg lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo



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