Anybody know any science related jokes?!
Question: I went to school with a guy so dumb that he thought a symmetry violation was what you're charged with, when you get caught digging up your dead uncle. :-)
Added: I also recall a limerick from chemistry class that taught us how to remember Sulfuric Acid.
Poor Billy boy is dead. We'll see his face no more.
For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4. :-)
Answers: I went to school with a guy so dumb that he thought a symmetry violation was what you're charged with, when you get caught digging up your dead uncle. :-)
Added: I also recall a limerick from chemistry class that taught us how to remember Sulfuric Acid.
Poor Billy boy is dead. We'll see his face no more.
For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4. :-)
here you go buddy o pal
http://www.juliantrubin.com/newjokes.htm...
what's barium+sodium+ sodium? banana ( ba+na+na)
A mushroom walked into a bar. The bar tender said, "Get out of here! We don't serve your kind."
"Hey, what's the problem?"
"Just get out of here. We don't serve mushrooms."
The mushroom in anguish says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
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What did one chromosome say to the other chromosome?
Do these genes make me look fat?
this joke is sooooo lame that it's funny:
all the scientists a re playing hide and seek. Einstein is seeking. Newton cannot find a place to hide, but for some reason, he draws a square of 1 m side length and stands on it.
einstein comes and says, Newton i found you! Newton says, you found pascal, not newton, as you found 1 newton per square metre......oohhhhhhh
once a maths professor, a physics professor and achemistry professor and went to a river for a walk.
the maths professor said "I am going in the river and check its DIMENSIONS." he jumped in.
then the physics professor said i am going in the river to check its DENSITY." and he jumped in too.
waiting for hours for the two to come out, the chemistry professor remarked, " i think both of them DISSOLVED!"
A Neutron walks in a bar and orders two drinks. After he gets done with his drinks, and walks straight out. In the way, he gets in a little conversation with proton who asks him that "why was he not stopped?" Neutron says: Because I have no charge.
I know this sucks. This makes me go "so.....". I just wanna get 2 points.
Well, one time I was talking about the formula for the area of a circle with my team for a math competition. I said "pi-r-squared" which is the correct formula. Then, my teammate replied, saying "No, pies are ROUND."