Do you remember Hollywood Squares?!
Question: Q. Is there anything wrong with kissing a lot of people?
A. (Charley): It got me out of the army.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. (Marty): Only after lights out.
Q. It is in bad taste to discuss two subjects at a nudist camp. One is politics, what is the other?
A. (Paul): Tape measures.
Q. Charley, you've decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. (Charley): Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
There were other gems, but I lost 'em.
Answers: Q. Is there anything wrong with kissing a lot of people?
A. (Charley): It got me out of the army.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. (Marty): Only after lights out.
Q. It is in bad taste to discuss two subjects at a nudist camp. One is politics, what is the other?
A. (Paul): Tape measures.
Q. Charley, you've decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. (Charley): Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
There were other gems, but I lost 'em.
Here's a few more to replace the ones you lost. Loved Paul Lynde
Peter Marshall: Paul, can you get an elephant drunk?
Paul Lynde: Yes, but he still won't go up to your apartment.
Peter Marshall: If the right part comes along, will George C. Scott do a nude scene?
Paul Lynde: You mean he doesn't have the right part?
Peter Marshall: Will a goose help warn you if there's an intruder on your property?
Paul Lynde: There's no better way!
Peter Marshall: In "Alice in Wonderland", who kept crying "I'm late, I'm late?"
Paul Lynde: Alice, and her mother is sick about it.
Peter Marshall: According to Tony Randall, "Every woman I've been intimate with in my life has been..." What?
Paul Lynde: Bitterly disappointed.
Peter Marshall: Diamonds should not be kept with your family jewels, why?
Paul Lynde: They're so cold!
Peter Marshall: What is a pullet?
Paul Lynde: A little show of affection...
Peter Marshall: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other?
Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
Peter Marshall: True or false, the navy has trained whales to recover objects a mile deep.
Paul Lynde: At first they tried unsuccessfully with cocker spaniels...
Peter Marshall: It used to be called "9-pin." What's it called today?
Paul Lynde: Foreplay!
Peter Marshall: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do?
Paul Lynde: Make him bark.
Peter Marshall: Paul, in the early days of Hollywood, who was usually found atop Tony, the Wonder Horse?
Paul Lynde: My Friend Flicka.
Peter Marshall: During the War of 1812, Captain Oliver Perry made the famous statement, "We have met the enemy and..." What?
Paul Lynde: They are cute.
Peter Marshall: Burt Reynolds is quoted as saying, "Dinah (Shore)'s in top form. I've never known anyone to be so completely able to throw herself into a..." A what?
Paul Lynde: A headboard.
Peter Marshall: Paul, Snow White...was she a blonde or a brunette?
Paul Lynde: Only Walt Disney knows for sure...
nice stones you got there :-)