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Question: A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES

He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought... Soon he sees another sign, which says: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES

Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real....Then he drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive....On the side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell.... The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."

"Very well my son. Please follow me."

He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, Please knock on this door"

He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."

He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.

As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:

GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.


Answers: A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES

He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought... Soon he sees another sign, which says: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES

Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real....Then he drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive....On the side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell.... The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."

"Very well my son. Please follow me."

He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, Please knock on this door"

He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."

He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.

As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:

GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.

hahaa....ive been looking for a new line of business. wonder if it pays well?

lol

haha

Ha ha ha.... that was classic!

:)

i love that!!!!!!!

Ha, ha, nuns are the best!

lol....hahahaha that was a good one.
much love <3.

love it.

That is very funny!

That was great!!! Very funny!!!! You get a STAR for it!

Brilliant

NOT FUNNY :(

OMG I love that! He got what he deserved :)

lol ha ha yeah serves him right

well.lol

hahaha

Nice, lmfao!

even though i heard this on before its still funny

shockingly bad

LQTM (Laughing Quietly To Myself)! wrote this one down!

its 02.46am and still made me laugh thank you x

lmfao!!!!!!!!!! hehehehehe
v. funnt 10/10

Hi Chris, Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... That is sooo funny i can't STOP laughing... I love the sign:
Go in Peace. You Have Been Screwed By The Sisters Of St. Francis. It did serve him right thinking he was going to be lay by a Nun... This is a Classic my friend... Loved it!!!
A Friend,
poppy1

that is great!!!!!!
I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brilliant

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

another master stroke from you pal.................. keep them coming. they are hilarious. 10/10
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