Any Mitch Hedburg fans out there?!


Question: What's your favorite Hedburg line? Mine is:

I like rice. Rice is cool for when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.

R.I.P. Mitch...you rocked!


Answers: What's your favorite Hedburg line? Mine is:

I like rice. Rice is cool for when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.

R.I.P. Mitch...you rocked!

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."

YESSSSSSS! i love him!

RIP MITCH!

when i bought a dougnut he gave me a receipt, , i said why do we need to bring ink and paper into this transaction?

mitchell.. party of 4, mitchell party of 4?? smith party of 4.. " wait what happened to the mitchells?, how can you eat at a time like this, the mitchells are missing.. and probably hungry...it should be search party of 4.....

Mitch Hedburg was awesome! My favorite line had to do with his joke about Pringles chips and tennis ball containers.

You know when it comes to racism, people say: " I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green"... Ooh hold on now: Purple or Green? You gotta draw the line somewhere! To hell with purple people! - Unless they're suffocating - then help'em!!!!!!

I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's ALWAYS on time!

I liked the line on the tv infomercials-
Why is it always three easy payments? How about I make two regular payments and one complicated payment, the postage will be on the wrong side, the address will be incorrect, and the mailman will get shot.

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.

Yes. I like an escalator because an escalator can never break they can only become stairs. you will never see a temporally out order sign. only an escalator temporally stairs sorry for the convince.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said "No. But I might want a regular banana later, so...yeah."

I used to have a job as a hot tar roofer....yah, I remember that day.

RIP...saw him at the improv a year before he passed away...he was great, and will be missed.

awwww man! I LOVED this guy.


"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."

RIP MITCH HEDBURG

"This shirt is dry clean only. That means... it's dirty."

"In England, they don't have Smokey the Bear. In England, their fire prevention awareness mascot is Slappy the Frog. I like that idea and think we should adopt it in this country. Cause bears are scary. Never in my life have I said 'Oh, look. Here comes a frog.' in a frightened manor. It's always optimistic like, 'Oh, hey. Here comes a frog. Maybe he will settle near me so I can capture him and take him home. Put him in a mayonnaise jar with a stick and a leaf to recreate what he is used to."

you have a lot of cranial accessories. I love that one. The pringles one is great. I think the people at pringles are really laid back. They were suppose to make tennis balls but when a truck load of potatoes showed up they were just like f*ck it! Chop 'em up!
He's great and always will be!



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