Tell me what would really make you laugh tonight, give me a clue?!
Question: The other morning I took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the hell?" I said to myself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when I shook them out. "April," I hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'
Answers: The other morning I took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the hell?" I said to myself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when I shook them out. "April," I hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'
Doctor, Doctor...
Knock, Knock...
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Seeing my wife wearing her see through neglige tonight on top of her thermal vest again!
If a became a rich man yap dapa dum I;d be laughing all the way to the bank and from there laughing all the way back in new fat black cadilac
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Piss funny, I thank you.
think about my boyfriend.............hehehehe
A portal to the anime universe of the Clow Country in the series Tsubasa Chronicles. Then I can travel with Syaoran, Sakura, Fai, Kurogane, and Mokona to all different anime universes. That would be the best. Then I could laugh at how funny Fai is.
chinaman walks into a bar--barman says:-where did ya get that--Parrot replies--china its full of em :-)
Watching some-one put up a question like: what is your favourite colour, or what colour shoes do you have on - and getting no answers - that would make a change!
Watching Officer Pick-O on youtube.
I can't have enough of how tacky it looks!!!! hehehehehehehhehe
Well im just going to Bed now Sparkles` but il tell you this`-- ive know 1 of my Fans Contacts for 6 mths`on here & 360`` every time i look at her page`Shed an Atavar on`for herself` but her 2 Kids were Colored ones`? i thought she was`also`-So i sed id make a proper pic of her`to pick up in my blog`? i did 1 of a colored Girl`and When she came to pick it up`to copy``she sed omg`wats that``im White Dude``// none of the other fans had ever told me`??
what's brown and sticky?
a stick.
What's brown and smells like blue paint?
brown paint.
I'm drunk.xxx