True girls yes or no 20 types of men you will find in a bathroom?!
Question: 1.) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2.) Sociable -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3.) Cross-eyed -- Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4.) Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5.) Indifferent -- All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6.) Clever -- No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.
7.) Worried -- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8.) Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across the urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
9.) Absent-Minded -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10.) Childish -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11.) Sneaky -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
12.) Patient -- Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
13.) Desperate -- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14.) Tough -- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.
15.) Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both.
16.) Fat -- Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.
17.) Little -- Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18.) Drunk -- Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19.) Disgruntled -- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20.) Conceited -- Holds two-inch dick like baseball bat.
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Answers: 1.) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2.) Sociable -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3.) Cross-eyed -- Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4.) Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5.) Indifferent -- All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6.) Clever -- No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.
7.) Worried -- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8.) Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across the urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
9.) Absent-Minded -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10.) Childish -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11.) Sneaky -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
12.) Patient -- Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
13.) Desperate -- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14.) Tough -- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.
15.) Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both.
16.) Fat -- Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.
17.) Little -- Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18.) Drunk -- Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19.) Disgruntled -- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20.) Conceited -- Holds two-inch dick like baseball bat.
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All good but no.18 my favourite. The images that appeared in my mind made tears fall from my eyes and I couldnt stop laughing!
Great, I love it. Thanks for the giggle.
hahahahaHAHAHAHAHA... can't stop laughing! thank goodness it's my lunch-hour... :-)
hehehehe!! Nice to finally have some insight! lolz
So very funny ,STAR
#6- lmmfao!!
#20- lol
all funny!!
17 is my all-time favourite!
nice one!
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:)
Hilarious