Dad teaches son....?!
Question: A dad is taking his son out for the day. Whilst shaving in the morning he cuts himself and shouts "W@nk!". The boy hearing this from downstairs asks "Whats w@nk mean daddy?" the dad replies "its another name for er, getting dressed son, ok"
As he walks out the house he trips over the front door mat and says "S**t!". The inquizative boy asks "What does s**t mean daddy?" dad replies "Its er, another name for a door mat son". Later after a visit to the shops and parking illegally, he arrives back to the car to find hes got a parking ticket, just left by a female traffic warden. "B!tch" exclaims the man. Again, the son asks "What does b!tch mean daddy?" dad replies "its er, another name for, er, a woman son".
Later that evening the dad is getting ready to go out and there's a knock at the door, the little boy opens it, and its the dads date for the evening. The boy says "Hi b!tch, come in and wipe your feet on the s**t, my dads up stairs w@nking."
Answers: A dad is taking his son out for the day. Whilst shaving in the morning he cuts himself and shouts "W@nk!". The boy hearing this from downstairs asks "Whats w@nk mean daddy?" the dad replies "its another name for er, getting dressed son, ok"
As he walks out the house he trips over the front door mat and says "S**t!". The inquizative boy asks "What does s**t mean daddy?" dad replies "Its er, another name for a door mat son". Later after a visit to the shops and parking illegally, he arrives back to the car to find hes got a parking ticket, just left by a female traffic warden. "B!tch" exclaims the man. Again, the son asks "What does b!tch mean daddy?" dad replies "its er, another name for, er, a woman son".
Later that evening the dad is getting ready to go out and there's a knock at the door, the little boy opens it, and its the dads date for the evening. The boy says "Hi b!tch, come in and wipe your feet on the s**t, my dads up stairs w@nking."
lol nice one
Shocking.
He he made me laugh!
That's great... I give it a 10!!
ive heard it a bit different.....but this one is still fantabulous
that ws quite good
LoL!