Do cats really stutter?!
Question: A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human Beings
are the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped
over the fence into our yard!
"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...
and before she could say "F.uck", the Rottweiler ate her!"
Answers: A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human Beings
are the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped
over the fence into our yard!
"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...
and before she could say "F.uck", the Rottweiler ate her!"
ffffffffffffffffunnyffffffffffff.....fff... lol
Hahahahaha.
Soo funnyyy