Joke! Hehehhe naughty?!
Question: Today was my birthday so I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be nice & say "Happy Birthday" & probably have a present for me, but she didnt.
I felt sad and headed out for work. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Betty said, "Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday, lets go have lunch". I said, "That's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
After we had lunch Betty said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not." She said "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."
"Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom &, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children & dozens of friends.
They were singing "Happy Birthday"....and there I sat on the couch, naked.
Answers: Today was my birthday so I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be nice & say "Happy Birthday" & probably have a present for me, but she didnt.
I felt sad and headed out for work. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Betty said, "Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday, lets go have lunch". I said, "That's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
After we had lunch Betty said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not." She said "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."
"Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom &, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children & dozens of friends.
They were singing "Happy Birthday"....and there I sat on the couch, naked.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
That was freaking great.
lmao...star.
I love this one! It's like the best joke ever... Almost... xD
hahahaha lmao
Yeah, explain that one to the old lady & kids.
lmao rotfl lol! starr!
WOW! that was pretty funny without being too naughty. Good job!
LOL lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess that would trigger a mid-life crisis in my book!!!!
lmao
lol
hahaha thats great! i would die!!!
lolol
hmm, what did the wife say? Lol that was really funny. Thank you for the joke.
Eden
hahahahahaha lol
hehehe! nice one.
ROFL! Sucks for him!!! Star!