Joke: A few articles on "The way children see things"!!?!
Question: NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening. When a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was Stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout From the back seat,
"Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"
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OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note From his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are Not necessarily those of his parents"
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MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's Locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks,with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked,
"What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
Answers: NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening. When a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was Stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout From the back seat,
"Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"
______________
OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note From his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are Not necessarily those of his parents"
____________
MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's Locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks,with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked,
"What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
hahahahahaha they're good! Actually the best jokes I've ever heard on Y!A!!!!
LOL i love kids!!!!
General: "The body consists of three partsthe brainium, the borax, and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax, the heart and lungs; and the abominable cavity, the bowls, of which there are fivea, e, i, o, and u."
Respiration: "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire." "Respiration consists of two acts: first inspiration, then expectoration."
Cardiovascular: "The three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, veins, and caterpillars."
Gastrointestinal: "The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Alabama."
Dentistry: "A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors."
Orthopaedics: "The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat on."
Reproductive medicine: "Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull." "To prevent contraception, wear a condominium." "Many women believe that an alcoholic binge will have no effects on the unborn fetus, but that is a large misconception."
Haematology: "Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."
Eyes and nose: "To remove dust from the eye: pull the eye down over the nose." "For nosebleeds, put the nose lower than the body until the heart stops." "For a cold: use an agoniser to spray the nose until it drops in your throat."
First aid: "For fainting: rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the head instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest doctor." "For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead." "For drowning: climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artificial perspiration." "For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it."
see what we imprint on the innocence of children
Haha, I like the last one a lot
Good ones! Funny! 100!
lolz, awww kids eh!