Joke:Why Bubba didn't get into Med School?!!?!


Question: Bubba once applied for admission to a medical college. Needless to say, he never made it.

Know why? Because this is how he defined these medical terms in the exam:


1. Antibody : Against everyone

2. Artery : The study of paintings

3. Gall bladder : Bladder in a girl

4. Bowel : Letters like a, e, i. o, u.

5. Cat scan : Searching for a lost kitten

6. Chronic : Neck of crow

7. Coma : Punctuation mark

8. Bacteria : Back door to a cafeteria

9. Enema :Not a friend

10. Gall bladder : Bladder in a girl

11. Cardiology: Advance study of playing cards

12. Cyst : Short for sister

13. Diagnosis : Person with a slanted nose

14. Dilate: The late British princess Diana

15. Duodenum: Couple in jeans


Answers: Bubba once applied for admission to a medical college. Needless to say, he never made it.

Know why? Because this is how he defined these medical terms in the exam:


1. Antibody : Against everyone

2. Artery : The study of paintings

3. Gall bladder : Bladder in a girl

4. Bowel : Letters like a, e, i. o, u.

5. Cat scan : Searching for a lost kitten

6. Chronic : Neck of crow

7. Coma : Punctuation mark

8. Bacteria : Back door to a cafeteria

9. Enema :Not a friend

10. Gall bladder : Bladder in a girl

11. Cardiology: Advance study of playing cards

12. Cyst : Short for sister

13. Diagnosis : Person with a slanted nose

14. Dilate: The late British princess Diana

15. Duodenum: Couple in jeans

hahaha... me like

lol great

hehehe

Don't feel bad about poor old Bubba. He grew up and became president...

Lol... A good One

lolz, funny, but this joke has been well over used this week!

haha haha

lovely



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