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Question: Top 10 Things to do at the Mall
10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"
9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed.
8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.
7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke.
6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.
5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.
4. Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leak proof".
3. Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish.
2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
1. Show people your driver's license and demand to know "whether they've seen this man."
Answers: Top 10 Things to do at the Mall
10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"
9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed.
8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.
7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke.
6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.
5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.
4. Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leak proof".
3. Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish.
2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
1. Show people your driver's license and demand to know "whether they've seen this man."
#2 made me giggle
so you get a star
Crazy...but funny i love these!
Some,, But most No, sorry
im new @ this & that was funny id give u a star but i dont no how tho
... yawn ...
i think they are funny!!
Or, you could sneak packages of condoms into other peoples shopping carts when they are not looking.
I got a huge laugh once. Of course I knew the manager,but the customers didn't. I hid in a changing room for a minute, then stuck my head out and yelled at the manager, "Hey, there's no toilet paper in here."
You should have seen the horrified looks on peoples' faces!
But they all laughed when they realized it was a joke.
hahahah i just died over #5. sooo great but i would never do something like that. i'm also laughing over #2 how funny!
one star for you glen coco
you go glen coco!
no star.sorry
that is too funny. I heard a joke kinda like this a couple of days ago and I said that it was the funniest joke i have ever heard. You are now tied with that joke. Star 4 U