Funniest person wins?!
Question: Okay the competition is for you to say the funniest thing you possibly can whether it be a joke, a mere statement, word, anything its completely up to you. Im just here to judge you on your comical abilities. So let the funny begin. Aaaaaannnnnnnnnddddddd GO!!!!
Answers: Okay the competition is for you to say the funniest thing you possibly can whether it be a joke, a mere statement, word, anything its completely up to you. Im just here to judge you on your comical abilities. So let the funny begin. Aaaaaannnnnnnnnddddddd GO!!!!
A brunnett goes to the doctor and tells him her whole body hurts when she touches it he says show me, she touches her arm with her finger and says thats hurts and then touches her leg and says that hurts to. The doctor is puzzled for a moment and then ask if she is really a brunnett and she says no why, He says now it makes sense the only thing wrong with you is that your finger is broken.
Snot......
THE WORLD WAS MADE BY A BUNCH OF ASTRIODS HITTING TOGETHER. tHEN THE EARTH WAS BORN.
What's the definition of gross?
Dreaming of eating cottage cheese and waking up with your grandma on your face...
Sorry I was brought up around a bunch of guys...so I kind of have a sick sense of humor...LOL...I just hang out with lots of guys and not enough girls...
So, this baby seal walks into a club......
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get it?
My girlfriend asks my best friend how long does he think people should date before they are married.
Before he can answer...
Admiral Ackbar busts through the door and yells;
"ITS A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
im so glad i invested into a sub-prime loan
Whats the definition of mixed emotions?
Your mother in law going off a clif.....in your new mercedes.
Whats grey, sits at the end of your bed and takes the piss out of you?
A kidney dialysis machine
once, i had to crap really bad and was almost to work so i was speeding, i got pulled over by a cop and told him why i was speeding, while he was writing me a ticket i crapped my pants. i got the ticket anyway (and the morning off of work)
whats the difference between a f@g ,and a freezer?
a freezer dont fart when you pull your meat out ................ hows that.
how do you know when you're too drunk to drive?
when you swerve to miss a tree, but then realize it's just your air freshener.
<3
all your base...
Tunapus...
Things Not To Say During Childbirth....
-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.
-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?
-- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.
whats the definition of agony
a one handed man hanging off a cliff with itchy gonads
a flea skiiing down a razor blade with only his balls for brakes
IDK my BFF Jill?
so, this little boy was taking a bath with his mom. he goes " mom, whats thats hairy thing down there?' the mother replys " its my sponge."
the boys says " oh! aunty has one too. i saw her washing daddy's face with it"
lol
Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small
Imagine a dinousaur with a hard on...
funny story
cat falls in a puddle
rooster bursts out laughing
moral of this story
a wet pu$sy
makes a c0ck happy
how was copper wire invented?
two jews fighting over a penny!