Can someone tell me some stupid jokes?!


Question: like a monkeys favorite cookie is chocolate chimp. something to that extent.


Answers: like a monkeys favorite cookie is chocolate chimp. something to that extent.

What do you call a cow after she's had her calf.

DeCALFinated.

Whats a cows favourite place to go??

The MOOOvies!

umm... Why did the boy steal his friend's chair?

The teacher told him to TAKE a seat.

Spell cup after what i say: Mother may i C U P.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

If you get olive oil by squeezing olives. how do you get baby oil?

Why did the woman take her ruler to bed? to see how long she slept

what did the fish say when it hit the wall?

damn



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