You know your trailer trash when....?!
Question: The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"
Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
Answers: The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"
Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
lol! Jeff Foxworthy would be proud!
haha those are awesome!
He he, those are top shelf!
That is really funny.
Careful. Larry the Cable Guy may steal these jokes from you!
LMAO!!
Have a star!!
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lol thanks I just choked on my lunch from laughing
thats funny...I grew up in Tennessee and most of thoes are really true.
Thats funny.. : )
hahahahaha
thank you for making me laugh
That was hilarious!
hahaha-those r funny
You might also be a redneck.....
WOW!!! PICK ME UP FROM THE FLOOR!!!
lol
hahaha This one is funny =]]
HAHAHAHA... THEY WERE FUNNY.... BUT THEY COULD BE A LITTLE BETTER, NOT TOP NOTCH. BUT BOUT THERE. 9/10
i like it
you can be really funny
i'd like to hear more
lmao! those are some of the best, if not the best one's I've heard! woo for you!