Suck The Poison Out?!


Question: 2 friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming,
"A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS!!".
The other friend said, "don't worry, I am going to town to find a doctor, I will be right back!".
So he goes to town, and finally finds a doctor.
"Doctor!! My friend just got bit by a snake!!!" the friend says.
"It's ok", the doctor says, "all you have to do is suck the poison out.".
The friend says thank you, and runs back to the camp site. The injured friends asks, "WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY?"
the other friend replies, "doctor said you gonna die!"


Answers: 2 friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming,
"A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS!!".
The other friend said, "don't worry, I am going to town to find a doctor, I will be right back!".
So he goes to town, and finally finds a doctor.
"Doctor!! My friend just got bit by a snake!!!" the friend says.
"It's ok", the doctor says, "all you have to do is suck the poison out.".
The friend says thank you, and runs back to the camp site. The injured friends asks, "WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY?"
the other friend replies, "doctor said you gonna die!"

This is a classic :) I haven't heard it in years; thank you :)

now surely the doctor should have been the one to offer to suck the poison out?

i heard that joke when i was in elementary school over 25 years ago lol.

wow that was really funny...!
did you make that up??? if you did then you have one hellofa brain....

keep them coming....

It's an old one but still made me laugh...have a star

Brilliant

LOL, very funny.

Personally, i would sue this so called "Doctor".
Snake Anti-Venom should have been administered immediately by the doctor enabling the victim to make a full recovery !

Brilliant. Thanks for sharing. lol

don't cha just love Good friends!! always there when ya need um!!

LOL!!!!

:)

oldie but a definite goldie

and he called himself his friend !! tch tch tch =p
hehehe

he he he, I like that, made me laugh.

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh

Ha ha ha.!!!
Not sucking that is he, lol.!!!
Good one so 10/10.!!!
Cheers Mechele.!!



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