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Question: Words women use

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed; this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine."

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.


Answers: Words women use

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed; this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine."

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Good Morning!
Thank you so much for that Sweetie......
I really needed that...
Peace.

hahaha

have a star :)

Yeah, I've heard this one before :-)

That is sooo truee!! haha

I am DEFINITELY relaying this one to my friends!

That's too dayum funny!! My husband was saying something like this to me just last week. He said if he asks how I am and I say fine, he knows I'm not fine, because if I was, I would say I'm good. If he asks whats wrong and I say nothing,then somethings wrong.If I say "nothings wrong, why?" he knows nothing is wrong. lol more confusing when you try to type it... To be fair though....he does the same thing!

Awesome!

i think i'll print this out and leave it on s/o's desk.

i love it,i wish my printer did work:(

hi cloe long time hows family?????????hope your still hjust hotter than ///////////////////////////////he he lovya of course its a frime of passion .passion that shes givimg her innermost self to us men.the female part you know the //tchy part but in the name of love.,,,,,,,,,,, cause she still thinks she can mold us into her HER idea of her man .but unfortunatly were men first human second so weve got two strikes against us to begin with!!!!!!!but god forbid we ever try to say this out loud. LOL JAY

Spot on.

Hi Clo that is so true and so funny

Well all good, except my idea of foreplay is an hour of begging!

These should have been included with the other ten, major oversight in the bible :)

Very good, Clo. That was funny. Now you have to post one in the opposite perspective! ha ha.

that is old ive heard it b4

God! I love this!!! So true!! Soooo TRUE!!! lmao

*Copy and paste this one for future reference....do NOT wanna forget this one!!!* LMAO

Thank you, Clo!! ;)

ETA: No worries shrebee, I'll make sure you get a printed copy!! lol

*Printing this as soon as I can..........printer is ready, now!!* lmao



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