A new nursery rhyme?!


Question: Many had a little lamb,
it ran into a pylon,
10,000 volts went up its a!se,
and turned its wool to nylon.


Answers: Many had a little lamb,
it ran into a pylon,
10,000 volts went up its a!se,
and turned its wool to nylon.

Ha hahah! Heard that one before... How about " I fell in love with an Alien Being her skin were Jelly Her AR@E were Green" I'll get VIOED for that one!!!! Hahaahahhhaxx

Mary had a little lamb, the doctors were astounded...

rubbish

Very old,but the old ones are the best.


Mary had a little pig
she coulden't stop it grunting
she took it up the garden path
and kicked it's f*****g c**t in.

nice that is funny

I've got a couple for you:-

Mary had a little lamb
She fed it cheese and crackers
and everytime it dropped a crumb
she kicked it in the knackers


Humpty Dumpty snorted some coke,
Humpty Dumpty poisoned his yolk
All the Kings Horses and all the Kings men,
Had to Humpty in Re-hab again

very good

I thought this section was supposed to have jokes?? Where are they?

Mary had a little lamb
The doctor was surprised
But when Old McDonald had a farm
The doctor nearly died

very gd and all those who replyed with diff versions also very gd...

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck,
She put them on the mantlepiece
To see if they would.....fall off.

Mary had a little lamb,
She kept in in a bucket,
And every time the lamb got out,
The bulldog tried to.....put it back again.

lol...i'm stumped dear. hehe

mary had a little skirt
with slits right up the sides
and every time she took a step
the boys could see her thighs

Mary had a little skirt
with a slit right up the front
she didn't wear it very often...

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh

Very good.

haahahaha love it!! star 4 u

hahahaha.!! excellent.!!. Star 4u.

Mary had a little lamb,
she also had a bear
I've often seen that little lamb,
but I've never seen her bear.

very funny lol

Very Funny, lol.



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