Yo momma jokes..at school we hav?!
Question: these like contests to see who has the best yo momma jokes and i want come up with some good ones...
Answers: these like contests to see who has the best yo momma jokes and i want come up with some good ones...
your mommas is so dumb..
she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box
because it said 'concentrate.'
she put lipstick on her forehead wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to
death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
home, she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that
said Airport Left' she turned around and went home
Yo mamma is so ugly, when she gets in a bathtub the water jumps out.
You mamma is so fat, that zoo elephants throw peanuts at her.
Im lazy, so I don't want to type a lot. But i like those ones best.
yo mammas so fat she takes posters not pictures
yo mammas like a hardware store 10 cents a scew
yo mamma so fat last time she saw the number 238734 was on the scale
BURNN lmao
yo mama's so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out
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Yo Mama so poor, i saw her walking down a street while kicking a can and i said wat u doing she said moving
Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her
Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama so fat, she put mayo on her advil
Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application
Yo Mama so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
Yo Momma so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared
Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
Yo Mama so ugly, she makes onions cry
OWNED
"yo mamma so fat, when she went for a swim in the ocean, all the whales started singin 'we are family' "
Yo momma so fat, her @$$ got it's own president!
Yo momma so dumb, she failed a blood test!
Yo momma's so fat, her blood type's Ragu.
Your momma smelled so bad that she made Right Guard turn left.
Your Mamma is so fat, it took me 4 days to treck in and 3 to treck out when I wanted to have sex with her.
Your Mamma is so fat, she uses a matress as a tampon; that's why your sheets are red.
Your Mamma is so black, they had to separate you at child birth until you we're afraid of the dark.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old that her brestmilk is powder.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Hope you all enjoyed them.
Yours Trully,
A Hidden Blade
Your momma is so fat that she has two postcodes
Your momma is so fat that when you poke her grease comes out
Yo mommaa sooo fat that when she jumped for joy shegotstuck! ahahahahaha