What would you do if you found this note in your husband's pocket ?!
Question: Starting next month.
Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. sign up early and get a discount on registration.
1. HOW TO FILL ICE-CUBE TRAYS.
Step by step with slide presentation.
2. TOILET PAPER: DOES IT GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion.
3. DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY BASKET AND THE FLOOR.
Practicing with hamper. Pictures and graphics.
4. THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among panel of experts.
5. LOSS OF VIRILITY: LOSING THE REMOTE CONTROL TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
Help line and support groups.
6. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
Open forum.
7. HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
Power Point presentation.
8. REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
Real-life testimonial from the one man who did.
9. IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation.
10. LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE.
Role playing.
11. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
12. REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
Bring your calendar or PDA to class.
13. GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME.
Individual counselors available.
WHISKEY WILL BE SERVED!!!!
Answers: Starting next month.
Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. sign up early and get a discount on registration.
1. HOW TO FILL ICE-CUBE TRAYS.
Step by step with slide presentation.
2. TOILET PAPER: DOES IT GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion.
3. DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY BASKET AND THE FLOOR.
Practicing with hamper. Pictures and graphics.
4. THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among panel of experts.
5. LOSS OF VIRILITY: LOSING THE REMOTE CONTROL TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
Help line and support groups.
6. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
Open forum.
7. HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
Power Point presentation.
8. REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
Real-life testimonial from the one man who did.
9. IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation.
10. LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE.
Role playing.
11. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
12. REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
Bring your calendar or PDA to class.
13. GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME.
Individual counselors available.
WHISKEY WILL BE SERVED!!!!
I would start plans now to renew your wedding vows.
lol, thats priceless.................its fun bein a guy:)
Lol. I get it now :L
I would say he received an email joke and printed it out to show to someone...
I received the same email.
laugh my head off, and sign him up....
haha funny
this is a joke.
Can you give me the contact info?
After I finished rolling on the floor laughing, I'd assume someone was playing a joke on him or that he left it there on purpose for me to find, knowing I'd think it was funny!
Sounds like a joke he found amusing to me, but you know him.
if i were you laugh my head off as it shows some stupiditie or qualities of men not that im stupid or anything i think it is a joke someone may have given him
Clo, you are too funny!!!
I'd laugh, it's a joke letter. and a funny one too!
i would think - what a clever tuned in man. what a good way to take hold of his own development points and address them head on! i would then praise him and pat him on the head and tell him to spread the word to other fellow men that would benefit from the course. you're a lucky lady
i would get on my knees and pray to the higher powers above for the help and support, and know that all is not lost.
if i found this note in his pocket i would wonder how he found time for another wife!!
Yeah. It's so funny! I saw it in a book one time, but in swedish of course. Hilarious! =D
I would sign him up for every single one! But I want to interview those counsellors before they talk to him....they need to tell him MY version of what's right. teehee
NIIICE!!!
Heck I'm printing it out to hang on my fridge.
Thanks for the chuckle....I needed that today! But I suppose being a guy....and someone who will never have a "husband", I am not sure what the reaction would be! lol
hehe how much do they charge for the seminar?
If i found that in my husbands pocket i would so sign him up myself!!!
ha ha ha good one
This CAN'T be referring to ME!
I DID the dishes vacuumed, fed and walked the dog, cleaned up the cat puke, took out the trash, etc!!!.
Please review my notes from August, 14 1998, while you were tending to your ailing mother!
lol good one
My humble opinion is I want that course list for my nearest college....
Peace.
14. MY MONEY IS HER MONEY AND HER MONEY IS HER MONEY.
Economics 101 : Evening classes available after the table's been cleared.
Oh I definitely can think of a few more things for that list LOL
The problem is that we have spoiled the men for so long that they have gone from "self confirmed independent bachelors" to "man-children that don't know you can cook without a microwave"
Ladies, what have we done? In trying to please our men, we have ruined them for others and ourselves <giggles>
Hi that is so funny Hugs
See where marriage takes you Darlink?