Old jokes...?!
Question: A teacher asks a boy named Billy a couple of math questions.
Teacher: "Billy, if you had a quarter and your brother gave you a quarter, how many quarters would you have?"
Billy: "1 quarter"
Teacher: "You don't know addition"
Billy: "You don't know my brother!"
Teacher: "Next question. If you had $5.00 in one pants pocket and $10.00 in another pants pocket, what would you have?"
Billy: "I'd have on somebody else's pants on!"...
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Answers: A teacher asks a boy named Billy a couple of math questions.
Teacher: "Billy, if you had a quarter and your brother gave you a quarter, how many quarters would you have?"
Billy: "1 quarter"
Teacher: "You don't know addition"
Billy: "You don't know my brother!"
Teacher: "Next question. If you had $5.00 in one pants pocket and $10.00 in another pants pocket, what would you have?"
Billy: "I'd have on somebody else's pants on!"...
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haha they r old and i have heard them loads of times but they still make me laugh!!! thnx for cheering me up!!! hahahaha
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