A man goes for a job at the zoo...?!
Question: But the zoo keeper said that their aren't any jobs. The poor man was very upset, so the zoo keeper says. "Look we are running low on funds and we have had to get rid of the gorilla. If you dress up in this costume and pretend to be the gorilla you can have as much fruit as you can eat and we'll pay you the minimum wage."
The man thinks about it, the agrees.
At first he feels embarrassed, but when he sees people crowding round his cage he soon gets into character.
Eventually he starts swinging on his ropes, doing somersaults and grabbing the tree branches, while the crowds cheer.
One day he gets so excited that he swings so high he throws himself out his cage and into the next one.
After recovering from his nasty fall he looks around to see a lion staring at him. The poor man panics and starts to run around the cage screaming, "Help, help get me out of here!"
Then from behind him a voice says, "Will you keep quiet or you'll get us both lose our jobs."
Answers: But the zoo keeper said that their aren't any jobs. The poor man was very upset, so the zoo keeper says. "Look we are running low on funds and we have had to get rid of the gorilla. If you dress up in this costume and pretend to be the gorilla you can have as much fruit as you can eat and we'll pay you the minimum wage."
The man thinks about it, the agrees.
At first he feels embarrassed, but when he sees people crowding round his cage he soon gets into character.
Eventually he starts swinging on his ropes, doing somersaults and grabbing the tree branches, while the crowds cheer.
One day he gets so excited that he swings so high he throws himself out his cage and into the next one.
After recovering from his nasty fall he looks around to see a lion staring at him. The poor man panics and starts to run around the cage screaming, "Help, help get me out of here!"
Then from behind him a voice says, "Will you keep quiet or you'll get us both lose our jobs."
ha!ha very good 10/10 *
I feel sorry for you, the effort that it took to type that "joke" really wasn't worth it - you owe me the twenty seconds of my life that you have just wasted!!!!
=D
maybe thats how all the zoos are..
makes me think.
haha
hahahaha veeeeeery funny.
lol
well despite what Toby says, i thought it was ok.
old one but it make me smile.
Ha ha ha
lmao..very funny.
Big lol,,,,v good,,,
hah! love it!! that made me chuckle!! =D have a star! xx