I wanted to share this with you all as it really made me laugh. Hope you like it!
Question: A Duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of bitter and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says, 'But you're a duck'.
'I see your eyes are working', replies the duck.
'And you talk!' exclaims the barman.
'I see your ears are working', says the duck, 'Now can I have my beer
and my sandwich please?'
'Certainly', says the barman, 'sorry about that, it's just we don't
get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?'
'I'm working on the building site across the road', explains the duck.
Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.
This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town.
The Ringmaster of the circus comes into the pub and the barman says
to him, 'You're with the circus aren't you? I know this duck that
would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and
everything!'.
Sounds marvellous', says the ringmaster, 'get him to give me a call'.
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the ba
Answers: A Duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of bitter and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says, 'But you're a duck'.
'I see your eyes are working', replies the duck.
'And you talk!' exclaims the barman.
'I see your ears are working', says the duck, 'Now can I have my beer
and my sandwich please?'
'Certainly', says the barman, 'sorry about that, it's just we don't
get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?'
'I'm working on the building site across the road', explains the duck.
Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.
This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town.
The Ringmaster of the circus comes into the pub and the barman says
to him, 'You're with the circus aren't you? I know this duck that
would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and
everything!'.
Sounds marvellous', says the ringmaster, 'get him to give me a call'.
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the ba
So the next day, the duck comes into the pub. The landlord says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job. Paying really good money!"
"Yeah?" says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?" "At the circus" says the landlord. "The circus?" the duck enquires. "That's right." replies the landlord.
"The circus? That place with the big tent? With all the animals? With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle and all the cages?" asks the duck. "Exactly!" says the landlord.
The duck looks confused. "What the f*ck do they want with a plasterer?"
aaarrrggghhhhh
...and the pucnhline is....?
where's the rest?
where's the rest.
The duck says "Why would a circus want a plasterer"
Where's the rest of it???? HELLO
boooooooooo after all that, no punchline.
Bex.......You are naughty.
i'll tell ya later if it was funny when you finish the punchline
yeah and where's the punchline?
where is the rest of this epic...:-(
omg now i'm mad!!!
--- did he ring?, the duck replies "yes but no good to me, he doesn't want any plasterers
I'm confused
wheres the rest
Not finished, but sound good.!!!
Cheers.!!!
so what happened next?
yeah.. the ba???????....hehe
That is the funniest joke ever have a star. Can't believe people don't get it.
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What's the punch line? What's the punch line
WHAT'S THE EFFIN PUNCHLINE???????
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