Jokes .........?!
Question: A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.
In trying to sort out their afairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95, 000.He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. He thought she had only been angry with him twice in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness. "Honey," he said, "that explains the dolls, but what about all of this money? Where did it
come from?"
"Oh," she said, "that's what I made from selling the dolls."
Answers: A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.
In trying to sort out their afairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95, 000.He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. He thought she had only been angry with him twice in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness. "Honey," he said, "that explains the dolls, but what about all of this money? Where did it
come from?"
"Oh," she said, "that's what I made from selling the dolls."
omg! lol this is hilarious! i love the punchline, especially cuz its not some stupid joke where the punchline is a pun, the story is rly funny! heres a star 4 u!
Good story, but the punchline really doesn't come off as funny.
Lol Honey now that's what I call a joke,and thank you ever so much for making me laugh tonight,here have a star.xxx
Haha. aww, poor husband :)
oh, excellent. I heard this one where it was golf balls and then when she got a dozen she sold them except it was when she was unfaithful to him
but i lyk this one soooooo much better
startime for you!
VERY GOOD LOVE IT ......
I love it. its a great story
rrrrrr god love them, lol x
Seriously ace ha ha ,,,
lol.
lol good one