Another Hillary joke....Have you seen it?!
Question: Another Hillary Joke!!
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in Iowa to do some last-minute campaigning.
After her talk she offers a question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is: "Kenneth."
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
I have three questions:
First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop
during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, Hillary says, Okay, where were we?
Oh, that's right, questio n time. Who has a question?
A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is. "Larry."
"And what is your question, Larry?"
I have five questions:
First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop
during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
AND
Fifth - what happened to Kenneth?
Answers: Another Hillary Joke!!
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in Iowa to do some last-minute campaigning.
After her talk she offers a question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is: "Kenneth."
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
I have three questions:
First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop
during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, Hillary says, Okay, where were we?
Oh, that's right, questio n time. Who has a question?
A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is. "Larry."
"And what is your question, Larry?"
I have five questions:
First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop
during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
AND
Fifth - what happened to Kenneth?
Kenny's dead! (southpark humor)
ROTF!
That was great.
"OMG! Hillary Killed Kenny!"
it's a satire,right? haha :)
That's very funny
I heard another version of it a while ago, it was a Bush joke
LOL. Funny!!!
So really, you mean there was this awful cover up, and Hillary got Kenny!
Oh, man, who's she gonna get next?
Oh, man, who's BILL gonna get next?
But then, of course, Kenny always was a trouble maker. In the end, Hillary did us a big favor.
And Bill? Heck, I know women TODAY who still have the hots for him!
Really! And with a nice guy like me around. Shame.
Heard it.
Also heard a variant with George W. Bush.
Also heard a variant with Bill Clinton.
Don't recall specifically hearing it about George H.W. Bush, but most of the jokes I remember from that administration were about Quayle.
dumb /not funny /too long
OMG LOL! the funniest I've heard today
good one