Little Johnny's neighbours....funny?!
Question: Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's Dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His Dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnny told his Dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. "Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful, the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision" That's great", said Little Johnny, "cos he'd be f**ked if he needed glasses."
Answers: Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's Dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His Dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnny told his Dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. "Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful, the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision" That's great", said Little Johnny, "cos he'd be f**ked if he needed glasses."
1* for you, and less of The "little" Johnny!!!
thats hilarious
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
GOOD ONE
LMSUIAO Maybe he should try what that German guy did and have the Bridge surgically implanted to the bone of his nose. OOOHHH the effin pain of the thought.
Hahaha thats great!
*star for you*
hahahahahaha!! good one!!
That was really funny... Thanks!!!
wow, so wrong! lol
hahahhaa... lolzzz
good one!! =D
I've seen this one before....I like it, though!
LOL!!! little johnny did it again :)
another brilliant joke, 10/10
Ace joke,,,
You should get a degree in laughology! LMAO.
oh, a fantastic one.
lol
These little Johnny jokes are very funny...old joke as well
hahaha very good thanks
Lil Johnnie is SOOO Funnie!!!
& He did just what he was asked!!!
LOL!!!
:)
ohhh dear very funny
Hahahah lmao ...omg this was a hilarious joke! haha
hehe thats ace :)
not bad!but not good!so so!!