I scraped my bus today, at work. Will someone cheer me up?!


Question: A little kid comes running into the backyard.

He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!"

"Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."


Answers: A little kid comes running into the backyard.

He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!"

"Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."

join the club i ripped the wheelarch off mine.

ohhhh you bus drivers need to be more careful

Bloody low bridges!!

wat?

No, I don't have any change!!!!AHGGAHGHHGAAA!!!!!

a man walks into a bar - and hurts his self

you're BUS-TED.. now laugh Dammit....

Who did u blame it on?

Old men are lethal

A sad but true story from C.C. Masters...

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man
around
that they offered a standing $1000 bet.

The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a
glass,
and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop
of
juice out would win the money.

Many people had tried over time (weightlifters, longshoremen, etc), but
nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a
polyester suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the
bet."

After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a
lemon,
and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to
the
little man.

But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his
fist
around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.

As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little
man,
"How did you do that? What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack,
a
weightlifter,...what?"

The man replied, "This was easy, I work for the IRS.


(those who don't know irs stands for INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE the tax people)

aww pete are you ok? and the old man was mean......what was on your sandwich?

not bad!but not good!so so!!

You drive a bus for a living? there is no way you can be happy.



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