A man was driving along a country lane when his car broke down...?!


Question: He got out his car and lifted up his bonnet (hood for our American friends). Suddenly he heard a voice say, "There's dirt in the carburetor mate." Startled the man turned round, but there was nobody around only a horse looking over the fence.
Thinking he had imagined the voice he continued to look at the engine and the voice came again, "There's dirt in the carburetor mate." The man turned again and still nobody was about except the horse. "Excuse me" said the man to the horse, "did you just speak?"
"Yes mate" replied the horse, "There is dirt in the carburetor. But if you push your car down the road for about a mile you will come across a garage."
The man was very shocked that a hose had spoken to him, but he did as he was told and pushed the car down the road. After about a mile he was surprised to find the garage just as he had been told.
When the mechanic saw the man and how shocked he looked he asked what was wrong.
"Your not going to believe this" said the man...


Answers: He got out his car and lifted up his bonnet (hood for our American friends). Suddenly he heard a voice say, "There's dirt in the carburetor mate." Startled the man turned round, but there was nobody around only a horse looking over the fence.
Thinking he had imagined the voice he continued to look at the engine and the voice came again, "There's dirt in the carburetor mate." The man turned again and still nobody was about except the horse. "Excuse me" said the man to the horse, "did you just speak?"
"Yes mate" replied the horse, "There is dirt in the carburetor. But if you push your car down the road for about a mile you will come across a garage."
The man was very shocked that a hose had spoken to him, but he did as he was told and pushed the car down the road. After about a mile he was surprised to find the garage just as he had been told.
When the mechanic saw the man and how shocked he looked he asked what was wrong.
"Your not going to believe this" said the man...

hehehehe! hear it a million times but it still makes me chuckle!

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Not good

..."but here, they call 'hoods', 'bonnets'....". And they both died laughing.

'but ive got dirt in my carburetor'

Good one...I like it.

But I saw you in the distance and pushed the car all the way to you.

Nice one.

THAT'S SO SILLY IT'S BRILLIANT!

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perfectly absurd...

Disapointment. A big build up - to a sh!t punch line.

I'm glad I'm not your friend.

giggle. :)

lol...funny....star

not bad!but not good!so so!!

i liked it. (daft sense of humour)

that is funny, 10/10

That was a good one, thank you

have heard similar jokes....



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